Adele: “I am f***ing off for five years” | Mr Paparazzi

Straight talking Adele has announced her intended five-year break from the music industry in typically unabashed style.

“I’m f***ing off for four or five years” she said during an interview with US Vogue this month, on the cover of which she features.

The singer went onto explain that several of her relationships have failed in the past due to her gruelling work schedule. She’s now determined to cling onto her current boyfriend Simon Konecki and hopes taking a step back from her career will ensure that.

We can understand her decision but that doesn’t mean we have to like it does it? Good, we’re agreed. Now let’s sulk.